There’re a lot of these kiddies bikes around at the moment and this has to be one of the best.

We’ve all seen various motorbikes from Yamaha to celebrate their 50^th Anniversary and this tiny wooden version is certainly worthy of the 50^th badge. It has all the graphics needed to make it look like dad’s bike, and it even comes with ‘real’ tyres. And how about those R1 replica twin exhausts, nice?

Just keep it away from dad when his mates are over, because we’re sure the recommended laden weight will be way too low for bloated alcoholics.

Price: R999   Call: World of Yamaha (011 259 7604) or go to www.yamaha.co.za

Would you like to see real ducks enjoying the aquatic delights of your precious Koi pond but don’t want them to peck off the heads of your expensive fish? If you’ve answered yes, then why don’t you fill your pond with half a dozen of these instead?

This plastic duck is about the size of a child’s fist and can also be used as a substitute for a tennis ball. He/she duck is painted in factory colours to keep any KTM fan happy and if you stick it to the top of an old fork spring it might even make for an interesting type of weapon, or maybe not?

Price: R145   Call: RAD Moto (011 608 3006) or quack on to www.radmoto.co.za for more KTM offerings.

If you tend to cover yourself in that awful fake tan paste, because you’re too lazy to actually go into the sun ‘for free’ then your new vile orange tinted flesh will go perfectly with this new KTM watch.

It’s made by GooiX (whoever they are), but it looks and feels well made and practical and is water resistant to 5ATM’s, which we think means five atmospheres, or ‘quite deep’ in English.

So if you like the colour orange, or own any form of KTM, we’re sure you’ll be more than delighted to have this strapped to your wrist, and it even fits either your right or left arm, brilliant.

Price: R720   Call: RAD Moto (011 608 3006) or log on to www.radmoto.co.za for more enticing stuff.

What a strange object this is. KTM has chosen to make a rubber/plastic garden gnome sitting on a street style bike, and he’s dressed in a Santa outfit.

If you’re wondering why, so are we. But, if you’re addicted to the KTM brand then this just might interest you, to place in your garden or anywhere else you’d like to have a cheerful gnome.

It does absolutely nothing besides sitting on the floor but it won’t shatter into a thousand pieces when you kick it whilst staggering in hammered after a night in the cocktail lounge.

Price: R725     Call: RAD Moto (011 608 3006) or go to www.radmoto.co.za