Instead of hanging the usual pathetic withered, worn out, red and furry stocking from your mantelpiece why not go the KTM festive route with this new Christmas stocking?

It’s basically a large MX boot (about the length of an average man’s arm) made from a sturdy cloth, so it could be stuffed with gifts with out tearing, hopefully.

Or why not buy two and tell your girlfriend/manfriend that you’ve bought them some sort of perverted kinky KTM clothing, as long as they have short legs that is, like a Hobbit for example. Unfortunately the matching KTM suspender belt is still under development.

Price: R150

Go to www.radmoto.co.za to buy this fabulous item.

This is a strange and curious item of clothing, don’t you think. The Brigade jacket does indeed look like something from Wars fought in the 1800s, and because of that it’s actually quite a cool thing.

It’s made from dense cotton and designed primarily for casual wear. Many pockets and buttons will give you hours of endless fun trying to put it on after the ‘office party’, or taking it off!

But it is a genuine KTM product, so it should last for another 100 years or so. But listen, it used to be R3,000 but now it’s on special offer for a mere R990, how’s that folks!

Go to www.radmoto.co.za to grab one before they all get sold.

At last, Jorge Lorenzo’s official Factory Yamaha clothing range has arrived in SA just in time for Christmas gift day, and from the look of it it’s been worth waiting for.

Apparently Rossi still gets paid more than Lorenzo, for some reason, and he’s now nothing more than a ‘grid-filler.’ So to help out the poor underpaid ‘youth’ of the Yamaha team, who’s the only one that can give the finger to Honda, buy some of his fetching new clothing?

All of the merchandise pictured is of the highest possible quality and will certainly look superb on your head or torso as you strut around the beach on your family vacation.

Price: Beanie R268, Cap R320, T-shirt R375, Sweat-shirt (hoody) R855.

Click on to www.yamaha.co.za for contact details and more tempting Yamaha products. Also available from www.centurionyamaha.co.za

Just landed from the UK is this splendid Triumph Heritage range of clothing. Obviously it’s all designed to celebrate the remarkable heritage of Triumph products since they began well over 100 years ago.

All of these quality made products have the faded red/white and blue theme to match up with the GB badge (Great Britain if you didn’t know) and of course the good ol’ Union Jack. Hurrah!

So if you’re stumbling and fumbling around for a unique and original gift from the dude with the white beard and Klipdrift & Coke derived belly then these textile items might just be what you’re looking for?

Available from www.fourwaysmotorcycles.co.za