There’re a lot of terrible salt and pepper pots around, which tend to be bought by the fairer sex, maybe? But whoever the devious purchaser was we’re sure you’ll agree that this pair will look cute as an adornment to the center of any table?

The guy is the pepper dispenser and the girl ejects salt from the top of her head when inverted, which might be pleasing to some? One thing is for sure they’re going to be a great talking point while consuming a beer or two during a good old braai.

Price: R359   Call: Raceworx KTM  011 027 9922 or log on to www.raceworxktm.co.za

If you’ve just rapidly appeared out of the bush in 30-degree plus heat, after a long day’s ride on your new KTM, then the chances are your feet will be on fire. Not literally but they will be warm to say the least.

So why not discard that heavy boot and slip into a pair of these? They don’t really need a detailed description because a slop, is well, a slop. But they are official KTM versions so they’ll definitely last longer than something you bought from an Asian fellow at your local flea market, if you know what we mean?

Price: R240     Call: Raceworx KTM  011 027 9922   www.raceworxktm.co.za  

If you think this wooden bike looks like something for your child to tear up and down the driveway on you’d be wrong. Instead it’s designed to fit into your hand and massage stiff areas after going out for a long ride on your KTM, or any other reason for a massage for that matter.

The wooden wheels will rotate as it glides effortlessly across your skin and into your hardened muscles with no external lubrication needed. Does this sound like an erotic advert or not? Anyway, it makes a great gift.

Price: R309   Call: Raceworx KTM  011 027 9922   www.raceworxktm.co.za

Don’t be deceived this KTM ‘helmet’ will protect nothing in the event of a fall, probably because it’s made from a ceramic material that began life in a kiln.

Instead it’s a fist sized moneybox to stuff your R100 notes in on the way to buying your next 300EXC. And wouldn’t it just look the business in your bar?

Unfortunately there’s no official warranty on this device, especially if you use it as a harmful projectile during a heated argument.

Price: R380   Call: Raceworx KTM  011 027 9922 or log on to www.raceworxktm.co.za