Yamaha ATV soft toy.

Here’s one for the little ones to fill their Xmas stocking with. It’s some kind of weird dude on a weird quad in the form of a Yamaha soft toy.

Strangely, his eyes do resemble someone who’s just left a nightclub at six in the morning after consuming various chemicals, if you know what we mean? And the person who designed this probably enjoys similar euphoria, if you know what we mean? 

It will also generate much pain when you stand on it drunk and do the splits, and you just know that is going to happen, but at least the kids will laugh, a lot.

Price: R353   Call: (011 259 7604) also visit www.yamaha.co.za