* I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
* When chemists die, they barium.
* Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
* I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
* How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
* I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
* This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
* I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
* They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
* This dyslexic man walks into a bra .
* PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
* I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
* A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.
* When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
* What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
* I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
* Broken pencils are pointless.
* What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
* England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool ..
* I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
* I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
* All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
* I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
* Velcro - what a rip off!
* Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
