- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
- Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
