- Why did the motorcycle go to therapy? Because it had too many issues!
- What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha!
- Why don’t motorcycles play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding with those loud engines!
- What kind of motorcycle does a vampire ride? A blood bike!
- Why do motorcycles always win races? Because they’re wheelie fast!
- How do motorcycles say hello? They rev each other up!
- What’s a motorcycle’s favorite genre of music? Heavy metal!
- Why did the motorcycle go to school? To get a little biker education!
- How do motorcycles stay cool in the summer? They go for a brisk ride!
- Why did the motorcycle need a map? Because it kept getting lost in the exhaust!
